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There was once a pregnant lady at a bank.

There was a fire.

The woman was shot in the stomach three times but still survived.

She later went to the doctor.

Doctor are my triplets going to be okay?

Yes, but when they're 15 the bullets will leave their bodies.

ONE ETERNITY LATER

Mom I was pooping and a bullet came out!

Okay sorry it happened (told her the story)

Mom I was peeing and I farted! A bullet clinked the side of the toilet!

OK (told her the story)

Uh mom...

Let me guess, you were pooping and a bullet came out!

I was masturbating and I shot the dog.

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