An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman all wanted to go hunting so they went to Canada. The Englishman came back with a huge dead bear. Everyone asked how he caught it.

"Well,"the Englishman replied, "I followed the tracks, followed the tracks, followed the tracks, BOOM! I killed the bear!"

Later on the Scotsman returned from hunting carrying a dead Moose. Everyone asked how he managed to catch it.

"Well," replied the Scotsman, "I followed the tracks, followed the tracks, followed the tracks and BOOM! I killed the moose!"

Later on the Irishman returned from hunting, sitting in a wheelchair with two broken legs, a broken arm and scratches all over his body. Everyone asked what happened.

"Well," replied The Irishman, "I followed the tracks, followed the tracks, followed the tracks and BOOM! I got hit by a train!"

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