Anti Pick Up Lines

Anti Pick Up Lines
He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.

He: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.

He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why? Are you leaving?

He: Shall we go see a movie?
She: I already seen it.

He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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