The manager of a prosperous whorehouse in Ireland found that he was short of girls for the evening's entertainment. Thinking quickly, he dashed out and bought several inflatable fuck dolls, thinking that, given his average clientele, no one would know the difference.
Soon he ushered his first customer into the bedroom that housed the new tarts, assuring the customer that he was in for an especially good time.
When the customer came out of the bedroom a while later, the manager was eagerly awaiting him in the foyer. He winked at the fellow and asked, "Well? How did you like her?"
"I don't know," replied the customer, "I bit her tit, she farted and then flew out of the window!"