Two Irishmen were out fishing one day, and they had a great time. The fish were grabbing the hooks as fast as they could get their rods into the water. Finally when the boat was full of fish, they both decided that it was time to head for the shore.
"Listen," said Paddy, "Why don't we mark the spot?"
"No problem," replied Mick, who dived in and marked an 'X' with black paint, on the bottom of the boat.
They both beam with pleasure when they eventually get on the shore.
"Oh no!" cried Mick, "What if we don't get the same boat?"