An Irishman and a Jew were in a bar watching TV when the late night news came on. The first sensational story was of a berserk woman poised on a window ledge 10 stories high.
"I'll bet you a hundred dollars she won't jump!" said the Irishman.
"You got a bet!" replied the Jew, sticking his hand out moments later when the woman jumped to her death. The Irishman sadly gave the money to the Jew and ordered another drink, only to look up in astonishment as the other fellow tugged on his sleeve and tried to hand the hundred dollars back.
"It's all yours," he protested, "You won the bet fair and square!"
"Nah," replied the Jew, "I saw it all happen on the Six o'clock news."
"I saw it happen on the Six o'clock news as well," said the Irishman, "And I never thought that she would do it again at 11!"