My wife said, What will I tell my boss for not going to work, I cant just say its because I was cooking a roast all day.

How about Diarrhoea? I said.

No way! she laughed.

Okay, I replied, but if a girl phoned me saying she was cooking diarrhoea, I would think she needed the time off.

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