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You know you're a nurse if...

1. You believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine, Lorazepam and Compazine.

2. You would like to meet the inventor of the call light in a dark alley one night.

3. You believe not all patients are annoying ... some are unconscious.

4. You can only tell time with a 24 hour clock.

5. You check the caller ID when the phone rings on your day off to see if someone from the hospital is trying to call to ask you to work.

6. You can intubate your friends at parties.

7. Eating microwave popcorn out a clean bedpan is perfectly natural.

8. You find yourself checking out other customer's arm veins in grocery waiting lines.

9. You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for fear that they'll drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.

10. You can sleep soundly at the hospital cafeteria table during dinner break, sitting up and not be embarrassed when you wake up.

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