I would have loved to have a gay dad. Do you remember at college, there were often little ones declaring "My dad's greater than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!" "So what? My dad will shag your dad. And your dad will delight in it."
Nobody considered Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!
That Ellen MacArthur, how several occasions is she going to sail about the entire world before she realises that she's a lesbian?
"I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old, my pussy is haunted." (about the Queen of England)
Rugby was of course invented at a public school St Bummington's academy for young poofs
"I thought watching queer eye for the straight guy and making gay friends would help me get fashion tips, Instead..... They fucked me"