A Ipswich fan and a Norwich fan are in the pub watching the 6 O'clock news. A man us shown threatening to jump of a bridge. The Ipswich fan bets the Norwich fan 20 that he wont jump. The Norwich fan quickly takes the bet.
Sure enough the man jumps. So the Ipswich fan reluctantly hands over the 20.
The Norwich fan says to him "I can't take this"
But the Ipswich fan replies "No, a bets a bet. You won it, so take the money."
The Norwich fan then confesses. "Listen, I have to admit that I saw the 5 O'clock news, so can't take your money."
The Ipswich fan replies, "So did I, but never thought he would jump again."

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