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A priest and rabbi were friendly, often getting together to chat. One
day they were at the church, when someone went into the confession box.

"Why don't you come in with me, and see what this is all about?" invited the priest. The rabbi readily agreed.

In the confessional was a woman, who pleaded, "Forgive me, Father, for I
have sinned."

"Sin of the soul, or sin of the flesh?" asked the priest.

"Sin of the flesh," she responded.

"How many times?" he asked.

"Twice," was the reply.

"For penance," he concluded, "do 20 Hail Marys and 10 Our Fathers. And
put $10 in the collection plate on your way out.

Afterwards the priest and rabbi continued their discussions, when the priest's secretary called him away for a phone call. While the priest was gone, the rabbi notices someone else going into the confession box.

It was taking the priest quite some time to return, and the rabbi felt
sorry for the person waiting in the confessional. He figured he could do the job, and took the priest's place.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," stated a woman in the confessional.

"Sin of the soul or sin of the flesh?" asked the rabbi.

"Sin of the flesh," she responded.

"And how many times?" asked the rabbi.

"Once," replied the woman.

"Well," proclaimed the rabbi, "go back and do it again. We have a
special this week, 2 for $10."

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