Presenter [to palaeontologist]: So what would happen if you mated the woolly mammoth with, say, an elephant?

Expert: Well in the same way that a horse and a donkey produce a mule, we'd get a sort of half-mammoth.

Presenter: So it'd be like some sort of hairy gorilla?

Expert: Er, well yes, but elephant shaped, and with tusks.

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