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I cannot see, I cannot pee.
I cannot chew, I cannot screw.
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks.
No sense of smell, I look like hell.
My mood is bad--can you tell?
My body's drooping, have trouble pooping.
The golden years have come at last.
The golden years can kiss my ass!

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