The famous Welsh ship owner, Mr Lloyd, was having his house built on a large piece of land just outside Cardiff.He said to the architect, "Don't disturb that tree over there because I had my first bit of sex under that tree!""How sentimental of you Mr. Lloyd," replied the architect, "That very tree huh?""Yep, that's right," continued Mr Lloyd, "And don't damage that tree on the other side because that's where her mother stood and watched me have my first bit of sex with her daughter!""What?" replied the architect, "Her mother just stood there and watched you have your way with her daughter?""Yep," said Mr Lloyd, "she sure did!""But Mr Lloyd," said the architect, "didn't she say anything?""Yes she sure as hell did," smiled Mr Lloyd, "She said BAAAAAAAAAA!"