A scouse girl goes to the local council to claim benefit. "How many children do you have?" asked the benefit officer. "I have ten kids." replied the scouse woman. "Ten?" said the benefit officer, "That's a lot! What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne." replied the scouse girl. "Ummm, do you not get confused with them all having the same name?" asked the benefit officer."
Nahhh," replied the scouser, "it's great because if they are out in the street playing I only have to say 'Wayne' once and they all come in!" "What if you want to speak to one of them individually?" asked the benefit officer.
"Oh that's easy," replied the scouse girl, "I just use their last names!"