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Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee, when the toilet seat falls down on his penis. He starts screaming and crying. His mum comes running into the room wondering what's going on.

He tells his mother, "Mummy, the toilet seat fell on top my penis. Kiss it better!"

"Johnny," said his mother, "Your getting more and more like your father every day!"

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