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A group of wives were sitting in a bar, discussing the pet names for their husband's cocks.

"I call my ol' man's cock the Curtain," laughed the first wife, "Because it comes down at the end of each performance!"

"I call my husband's dick the Basque Terrorist," added the second wife, "Because I never know whether it will attack at the front or the rear!"

The third wife shrugged, "Myself, I call my husband's The Rumour!"

"Why is that?" asked the other two.

"Because it passes swiftly from mouth to mouth!"

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