Two brothers enlisting in the army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.

"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.

"It's hereditary,sir!" the older one replied.

"I see," said the doctor, "Your father is the reason for your elongated penises!"

"No sir, our mother is!" the younger one replied.

"Your mother? Don't be stupid, woman do not have penises!"

"I know sir" replied the older brother, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bath, she had to manage as best as she could!"


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