One summer, the company that Dave worked for transferred him to another city, and Dave was told that he had to take a new physical with the company doctor.

All the tests came out fine, but the doctor remarked that Dave had the smallest dick he had ever seen, "Do you have any difficulties with it being so small?" asked the doctor.

"Shit, no," said Dave, "I have three kids, a wife, a great sex life. But I do sometimes have a problem finding it in the daytime."

"What about at night?" asked the doctor.

"Nights are no problem," said Dave, "Because there are two of us looking for it!"

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