A guy visited his friend's house and saw a rubber object on the lounge, so he asked his mate what it was.
"It's an artificial pussy," his mate replied, "And it's the best fuck I have ever had!"
"Bullshit!" cackled the other guy, "A fake pussy your best screw? You gotta be joking!"
"Don't believe me? Why don't you take it home and give it a try then?" said his friend.
The guy took the fake pussy home, tried it out, and found out it was true. It was the best screw of his entire life.
Later that day, the guy's wife walked into the kitchen and saw the rubber object on the table.
"What's that?" she asked.
"It's an artificial pussy and it's the best fuck I have ever had in my life!" replied the husband
"If it's so good," asked the wife, "What is it doing in the kitchen?"
"Well," said the guy, "As soon as I teach it to cook I am going to get rid of you!"