A woman was drying herself off in the shower when she suddenly slipped over and landed spread-eagled on the bathroom floor. She tried to stand up again but then she realised that she had landed so hard that her pussy had stuck to the floor, creating such a vacuum that she couldn't move.
She called out to her husband for help, and he rushed in and tried with all his strength to lift her up, but she just wouldn't budge.
So he went next door and got the neighbour. Both of them started pulling her arms with all their strength, but she just wouldn't budge, she was well and truly stuck fast!
Suddenly the neighbour said, "Why don't we just get a hammer and break the tiles around her pussy?"
"Great idea pal," said the husband, "but just let me rub her tits a little so that I can then push her over to the kitchen, the tiles are a lot cheaper in there!"