DISABLE SAFE MODE
Source: collegehumor.com
Just keep rubbing until something comes out.

Who cares if your partner has hair in places you don't?

Size doesn't matter as much as how you use it.

If you leave your food or drinks unattended, someone may take advantage of you.

Stretching the truth only works if you can make your wood stretch just as far.

Crabs aren't as bad as you think.

Always leave before midnight.

Tiny pricks can be very powerful.

Toys are your friends.

Use a condom.

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