On the eve of her wedding, the bride to be confessed to a friend that she was not a virgin."No problem," said the friend, "go out and buy a nice pice of liver and put it up inside you before the time comes. You'll feel nice and tight, and he will never know the difference."So the bride went ahead with the plan, and on the wedding night the couple went crazy. They fucked on the floor, on the kitchen table, in the bathroom and in the bed.So the bride was truly astonished when the next morning she found her husband gone. The only trace of him was a note on the bedside table that said, "I love you very much, but I have realized we can't go on like this and can never have a life together. Farewell. P.S. Your vagina is in the sink.