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A wife went home to her husband and told him that she wanted two thousand dollars for a breast enlargement.

"You want two grand for what?" he replied.

"For a breast enlargement!" she said.

"Listen," replied her husband, "Why don't you wipe toilet paper between your tits every day!"

"Why," she asked, "Will that make them bigger?"

"Well it did wonders for your big fat arse didn't it!" he laughed.

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