There was a guy who really loved fat women. He would always go nuts over them. He went to a bar one night and noticed a fat woman walk in. Well he literally wet his pants, so he went over to her and eventually ended up at her house, and sweet talked his way into her bed.

Anyway, they started fucking away and after awhile the guy says, "Can we turn the light off please?"

"Why," said the fat woman, "Am I that ugly?"

"No," replied the guy, "It's just that while I'm fucking you I keep burning my arse on the lightbulb!"


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