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An overweight blonde woman went to see her doctor one day, so that she could get some advice about going on a diet.

"Okay," said the doctor, "I recommend that you eat regularly for two days, then skip a day. Repeat this for two weeks and the next time that you see me you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

Two weeks later the blonde see's her doctor again. She gets on the scales and the doctor is happy to see that she has lost nearly 30 pounds.

"So you followed my instructions then?" asked the doctor.

"Yes," the blonde nodded,"but I can tell you I thought I was going to drop dead on the third day!"

"From the hunger you mean?" asked the doctor, confused.

"No," replied the blonde, "From skipping all day!"

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