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Two vampires are up late one night. One says, "Let's turn into bats and find us ourselves some blood!"

"But," says the second vampire, "We are new around here and we don't know where to look. We had better wait until the other vampires go out with us!"

"Well I'm going," the first vampire says, "Who needs them, I can find some blood somewhere!" He then turns into a bat and flies off. About an hour later he returns, his face covered in blood.

"Where did you get all that blood?", the second vampire said.

The second vampire takes his friend to the window and says "See that black building over there?"

"Yes." Said the second vampire.

"Well," says the first vampire, "I didn't!"

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