A rather attractive woman goes up to a bar in a quiet country pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over to her immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks softly stroking his face with both her hands.
"Actually, no." says the barman.
"Can you get him for me please - I need to speak to him." She asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid the manager is off sick, " breathes the barman, obviously aroused, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Well, as a matter of fact there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently, "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room!"