Three guys are in the bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. They decide that when they get home they will do the first thing that the women ask.
The next night they meet up in the same bar. The first guy say's,"Man, I don't think our idea was great! I was sitting on the couch watching TV, and I dropped my cigarette on the cushion. My wife said 'Why don't you burn the whole house down'. The house is still smouldering.
The second guy says, "That's nothing. I was working on the car and dropped my wrench and it nicked the bumper. She said 'Why don't you tear the whole car apart'. It took me all night.
The third guy says, "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked into the door, my wife was doing the dishes, and I felt a little romantic. I reached down and put my hand between her legs. She said 'Cut it out!'. Have you two ever seen one of these from up close?"