Two perfect strangers were talking to each other in the pub. One of them said, "If you were to wake up in the woods with Vaseline smeared all over your arse, would you tell anyone?"
The other one said, "Of course not!"
The first bloke said, "Oh, then would you like to go camping with me then?"

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