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One day a woman walked into the bar. She was the ugliest thing you have ever seen. Sweaty, covered in spots and smelling of piss. She also had the hairiest armpits you have ever seen. Suddenly she raised her arm, hairs sticking out of her pit, and said, "What man out there will buy a woman a drink?"

Everyone ignored her apart from a little drunken guy in the corner. "Bartender!" the guy shouted, "I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"

The bartender gives the woman a whiskey and knocks it back in one gulp.

Instantly, the woman raises her arm again, hairs sticking out of her smelly armpit, points at all the men and again says, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

Again the little drunken guy says, "Bartender, buy that ballerina another drink!"

The barman gives another whisky to the ugly woman and then turns to the little drunken guy and says, "I know it's none of my business if you want to buy a lady a drink, but why do you keep on calling her a ballerina?"

"Sir," replied the drunk, "any woman who can lift her leg up that high has to be a ballerina!"

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