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One night a man walked into his local bar, ordered a drink, knocked it back, took out his cock and pissed all over the bar.

The landlord was furious about this and told the man to get out.

"I'm sorry," said the man, "I don't know what came over me. I will have to go and see my psychiatrist!"

A week later the same man walked into the bar again, ordered a drink, pulled his cock out again and pissed all over the bar.

"Right you motherfucker," screamed the landlord, "Get the fuck out and don't come back!"

A week later, the same man enters the bar again but before he can order a drink the landlord stops him.

"It's Ok," replied the man, "I have been having treatment and my psychiatrist say's everything is fine now."

The landlord decides to give him a drink. The guy pours the drink down his throat, pulls out his cock again and pisses all over the bar.

The landlord was stunned.

"I thought you said you had been to see your psychiatrist?" asked the landlord.

"I have." replied the man shaking the last of his piss all over bar.

"But you just pissed all over my bar again!" stammered the landlord.

"I know," replied the man, "but I don't feel guilty about it anymore!"

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