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A cop was walking the beat through a back alley when he caught a young boy having a wank in the long grass.

"What do you think you are doing?" the cop asked.

"What does it look like?" laughed the boy.

"You had better be careful boy." said the cop, "When we catch a young fella doing that, we cut off his dick, stretch it, dry it out, put a leather thong on it and make a police baton out of it!"

"And I bet I know what you do when you catch a girl doing it!" said the boy.

"And what's that?" replied the cop.

"I bet you cut out her cunt, dry and stretch it then put it in a blue uniform!" laughed the boy

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