A guy was walking around the parking lot with his keys in his hand. A cop pulls up and asked if there was anything wrong. The guy replied, "They stole my car!"

The cop asked him where he saw it last. He replied, "At the end of my key."

The cop seeing that the guy was drunk, looked him over and noticed that his dick was hanging out of his jeans. The cop pointed this out to him.

The guy looked down and said, "Oh shit! They stole my wife as well!"


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