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A cop on horseback is stopped at traffic lights, and next to him is a kid on a bike.

The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you have there. Did Santa give that to you?"

"Yeah!" the kid said.

"Well," replied the cop, "Tell Santa next year to put a tail light on your bike!"

The kid replied, "Nice horse you have there. Did Santa give that to you?"

"Yeah!" smiled the cop.

"Well," replied the kid, "Tell Santa next year to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top!"

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