A traffic policeman pulled a car over on a lonely road and approached the blonde woman driver. "Miss," said the copper, "why are you weaving all over the road?"

"Oh officer," screamed the blonde, "Thank goodness you are here. I almost had a terrible accident! swerving to avoid a tree, I looked up to find another tree in front of me, so I pulled the car to the right and, yet again, there was another tree in front of me!"

The policeman nodded and pointed at the blonde's rear view mirror. "Miss," said the cop, "That's your fucking air freshener!"

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