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One day a farmer carrying a truckload of manure was pulled over by a traffic cop.

"You were speeding," said the cop, "and I'm going to give you a ticket!"

"If you must." replied the farmer shooing away some flies.

"These flies are terrible!" said the cop.

"Yep," replied the farmer, "Those are called circle flies, because they always circle a horses tail!"

The cop looked at the farmer angrily and said, "You wouldn't be calling me a horse's ass now would you?"

"No I'm not," replied the farmer, "but you just can't fool those flies!"

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