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One day a drunk was staggering down the road when he stopped a policeman who was walking the other way.

"Excuse me offisher," slurred the drunk, "could you pleash tell me what time it is?"

The constable looked at him and said, "One O'clock!" before whacking him over the head with his truncheon.

"Jesus," said the drunk reeling, "Lucky I didn't ask you an hour ago!"

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