This guy is working in the middle of Alaska for 6 moths and finally gets a couple of days vacation in the big city. He goes down to the local brothel, but there is only one girl left and she had a bad dose of scabies and one eye.
The guy was really desperate for a fuck and he had to put his cock into something, so the girl offered to take out her glass eye and let him fuck her socket.
After having the best shag of his life, the guy promised that he would be back again the next time he was on vacation.
The girl said, "Sure mister. I'll keep an eye out for you!"