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There was a lady with no arms or legs sitting on the beach enjoying the sun and surf, when this man walks up and says, "Hey, lady have you ever been kissed before?"

"No." the lady replied.

"Well," said the man, "Have you ever been licked before?"

"No." the lady said again.

"Hmmm," asked the man, "have you ever been fucked before?"

"No, I haven't. But I would like to!" said the lady.

"Well, bitch, you are now! The tide is coming in!"

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