Big Jackpot

I'll bet you're fielding a lot of requests from people praying that they win the big jackpot tomorrow, Jesus.

Oh, bunches; from people I haven't heard from in years, from people I don't even know, all promising to do great works with the cash.

Well, you know I'd give ten percent... at least! I mean, if I should be so lucky. Um, I mean blessed. That is, if it's your will, Jesus.

Yeah, it's not, Lisa.

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