Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a night out at a brothel. When they arrive at the brothel they are given a woman each and they both go into separate bedrooms.

The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he cannot get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that he hears "One, Two, Three....Hup!" coming from his friends room.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first whispered back, "It was so embarrassing. I couldn't get a hard on!"

The second dwarf shook his head, "You think that's embarrassing," he asked, "I couldn't even get on the fucking bed!"

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