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One day a 3ft dwarf jumped into an elevator and just as the doors were closing a huge man jumped in with him.
"Wow," said the dwarf, "You're the biggest guy I have ever seen!"

The man looked down at the dwarf and replied, "I am 6 foot 9, I weigh 275 pounds and I have 16 inches. I'm Turner Brown!"

Instantly the dwarf faints and collapses on the floor of the elevator. A few minutes later, after coming to, the dwarf looked up at the huge man and said, "Can you say that again?"

"Sure," smiled the man, "I said I am 6 foot 9, I weigh 275 pounds and I have 16 inches. My name is Turner Brown!"

"Thank god for that!" said the dwarf, "for a minute there I thought you said 'Turn Around!"'

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