A little girl comes running into the house with tears streaming down her face. "Quick mummy," she screamed, "I need a big glass of cider. Quick!"
"Why do you need a big glass of cider?" asked her mum.
"Because," replied the girl, "I cut my hand on a thorn and I want the pain to go away!" Confused, the mother poured a glass of cider and the child dunked her hand in it. "It still hurts," whinged the girl, "The cider doesn't work!"
"What are you going on about? Just tell me who told you that doing this would take the pain away?"
"Well," replied the girl, "I overheard my big sister saying that whenever she gets a big prick in her hand, she cant wait to get it in cider!"