A little five year old girl walked in on her parents while they were making love. She asked her mother what they were doing.
"Ohhhh, Ummm, Daddy is just parking his car in my garage!" her mother said, flustered. The little girl nodded and and ran off whilst her parents resumed fucking. A few minutes later they heard a horrible scream from outside. The parents ran downstairs and asked their daughter what had happened.
"Well," said the little girl, "Johnny from next door was just parking his little car in my garage, but the back wheels wouldn't fit.....so I cut them off!"