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A man and his grandson were fishing by a peaceful lake beneath some weeping willow trees. The man took out a cigarette and lit it."Grandpa," said the kid, "can I try some of your cigarette?""Well," replied the old man, "can you touch your arsehole with your penis?""No!" answered the little boy."Then your not big enough!" smiled the old man.A few more minutes passed and the old man took out a bottle of beer, opens it, and begins to drink."Grandpa," said the boy, "can I have some of your beer?""Well," replied the old man, "can you touch your arsehole with your penis?""No!" answered the little boy."Then your not old enough!" smiled the old man again.Time passes and they continued to fish. The little boy gets hungry and he reached into his lunch box and took out a packet of cookies, then eats one."Hey!" said the old man, "They look good. Can I have one?""Well," replied the boy, "can you touch your arsehole with your penis grandpa?""I most certainly can!" replied the old man."Then go and fuck yourself," said the boy, "These are my cookies!"
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