One day a father decided that it was time for his 10 year old boy to know about the birds and the bees."I don't want to know!" cried the little boy, "Promise me you won't tell me!""But what's wrong with telling you about it?" asked the father."Well dad," replied the little boy, "when I was six I was told the 'No Santa' speech and when I was seven I was told the 'No Easter Bunny' speech, then when I was eight I was told the 'No Tooth Fairy' speech. Now if you tell me that grown-ups don't really fuck, then I won't have anything to live for!"