1 Liner Jokes

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Let me tell you a story About Steve Irwin
Let me tell you a story

About Steve Irwin

Memes,  Steve Irwin Jokes,  Sea Life Jokes,  
    
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That awkward moment when you realize that "Hakuna Matata" is the PG version of I don't give a f*ck.

The Awkward Moment Jokes,  Awkward Moment Jokes,  
    
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Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.

I'm taking this shit to a whole new level.

Elevator Puns,  Funniest One Liners Of All Time  
    
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It's funny how axe handles are made of wood.

It's like the ultimate 'Fuck you' to trees.

Wood Puns,  Tree Jokes,  Funniest One Liners Of All Time  
    
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I wonder if anyone has watched Storage Wars and said "hey that's my shit!"

Storage Wars Jokes,  Storage Jokes,  
    
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Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally.

Gay One Liners,  Pain Jokes,  Cheeky One Liners,  
    
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I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"
Fucking b*tch.

Polite Jokes,  Woman Bashing Jokes,  Offensive Women Jokes  
    
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"No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian." is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby.

Vegetarian Puns,  Baby Jokes One Liners,  Catchy One Liners  
    
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Everyone's middle name should be "Motherf*ckin" . Try it. Doesn't it sound so great?

Joke Names,  Funny One Line Jokes  
    
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Never trust a man with short legs his brains too near his bottom.

Wacky One Liners,  Short Leg Jokes,  Catchy One Liners  
    
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I never forget a face, but in your case Id be glad to make an exception.

Classic Insults,  101 Insults,  Funny One Line Jokes  
    
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My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.

100 Funny Jokes,  Marriage One Liners,  Catchy One Liners  
    
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I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

100 Funny Jokes,  Hysterical One Liners  
    
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My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

Fire Fighter Jokes,  Firemen Jokes  
    
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

Jogging Jokes,  100 Funny Jokes,  Funny One Line Jokes  
    
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