100 Chat Up Lines

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Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Corny Pickup Lines,  New Chat Up Lines,  Flirty Puns  
    
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Do you like parties? Because you can climb up my pants and have a ball!

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Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

Offensive Chat Up Lines,  Terrible Chat Up Lines,  Glass Puns  
    
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I hope you're as easy as your mom...

Offensive Chat Up Lines,  Rude Chat Up Lines,  
    
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Are you an exam? I will answer you immediately.

One Line Chat Up Lines,  Funny Quotes On Exams  
    
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Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns.

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Hi, I'm doing a survey ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?

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You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute?

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I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

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You're so hot; a firefighter couldn't put you out.

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I havent taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.

Romantic One Liners,  Rude Chat Up Lines,  Quick Fire Jokes  
    
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hey baby

you turn my software into hardware
hey baby

you turn my software into hardware


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Chem students do it on the table periodically.

Science Chat Up Lines,  Chat Up Lines For Teenagers,  
    
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How come I know the hundreds of digits of Pi, but not the 7 digits of your phone number?

Geeky Chat Up Lines,  Nerdy Chat Up Lines,  Phone Number Joke,  
    
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If you were a potato I would totally mash you.

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