100 Greatest Jokes

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You ever drive through McDonalds drive-thru. You try to talk yourself into ordering something healthy. 

Try to psych yourself up. Like, Im gonna get a grilled chircken salad and a bottle of water, grilled chicken salad and a bottle of water, grilled chi 

Can I help you? 
Yeah, gimme a #1 biggie size, with some gravy on it, couple o cinnamon rolls, can you dip the bag in chocolate? Can you do that?! 

And a grilled chicken salad and a bottle of water.

And di you ever extra fries at the bottom of your McDonalds bag? 

Doesnt that make your week? 
Like Oh! It aint over!!!!!

I found some under the napkins!

Oh, this is a happy meal, right here!
You ever drive through McDonalds drive-thru. You try to talk yourself into ordering something healthy.

Try to psych yourself up. Like, Im gonna get a grilled chircken salad and a bottle of water, grilled chicken salad and a bottle of water, grilled chi

Can I help you?
Yeah, gimme a #1 biggie size, with some gravy on it, couple o cinnamon rolls, can you dip the bag in chocolate? Can you do that?!

And a grilled chicken salad and a bottle of water.

And di you ever extra fries at the bottom of your McDonalds bag?

Doesnt that make your week?
Like Oh! It aint over!!!!!

I found some under the napkins!

Oh, this is a happy meal, right here!


Tim Hawkins Jokes,  Mcdonald Jokes,  Best Long Jokes,  
    
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''it's not for speeding. it's for hauling .''
''it's not for speeding. it's for hauling .''

Awesome Puns,  Best Puns,  Best Pun Jokes,  
    
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From now on, we will refer to all of our problems as opportunities.

One of your idiot spawn was playing with the oven and burned down your house.

Camping opportunity?
From now on, we will refer to all of our problems as opportunities.

One of your idiot spawn was playing with the oven and burned down your house.

Camping opportunity?


Opportunity Jokes,  Camping Jokes,  Hilariousness,  
    
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is it true that your gst pepper fries contain my mixtape? if so i have to take this to court.

no, our gst pepper fries are actually t.

o, crimestoppers? yeah i just witnessed a ing murder
is it true that your gst pepper fries contain my mixtape? if so i have to take this to court.

no, our gst pepper fries are actually t.

o, crimestoppers? yeah i just witnessed a ing murder


Memes,  Mixtape Meme,  Mixtape Jokes,  
    
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The best way to make someone remember you is to borrow money from them.
The best way to make someone remember you is to borrow money from them.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Money Facts,  Jokes To Text People,  
    
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That moment when a fictional character dies and your whole life doesn't make sense anymore.
That moment when a fictional character dies and your whole life doesn't make sense anymore.

Relatable Posts,  Fictional Character Jokes,  Good Story Jokes,  
    
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When you only have $1.00 and the chips come out

As $1.07 and the cashier says it's alright
When you only have $1.00 and the chips come out

As $1.07 and the cashier says it's alright


Meme,  Funny Moment,  100 Funny Jokes,  
    
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When ur side chick hugs u in public

And you got ur niggas looking out for your main
When ur side chick hugs u in public

And you got ur niggas looking out for your main


Funny Relationship Pics,  Guy Memes,  
    
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When someone uses my phone

I stand by them like
When someone uses my phone

I stand by them like


Meme,  Telephone Puns,  Telephone Joke,  
    
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warning: this t sauce will make you bleed from the
warning: this t sauce will make you bleed from the

Funny Pictures,  
    
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Ghetto wedding reception
Ghetto wedding reception

Funny Pictures,  Wedding Fail,  Black People Jokes,  
    
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The crucial moment on a first date when you realize you'd rather be home watching TV with your cat.
The crucial moment on a first date when you realize you'd rather be home watching TV with your cat.

Funny Ecards,  Tv Ecards,  Funny Cat Ecards,  
    
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Having 3 cats doesn't make me a 'Crazy Cat Lady'. 

Now our hour long conversations is another matter entirely.
Having 3 cats doesn't make me a 'Crazy Cat Lady'.

Now our hour long conversations is another matter entirely.


Funny Ecards,  Cat Lady Jokes,  Crazy Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Yolo.

Haha, just kidding! I'm a cat.
Yolo.

Haha, just kidding! I'm a cat.


Funny Ecards,  Yolo Jokes,  Funny Cat Ecards,  
    
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